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What does the SAP abbreviation stand for?

• SAP = Slow And Painful
• SAP = Software Aus Pakistan
• SAP = Shut up And Pay
• SAP = Sanduhr Anschau Program
• SAP = Schreibs Auf Papier
• SAP = Suffer After Purchase
• SAP = System against People
• SAP = Start Applying Patches
• SAP = Surrender and Pay
• SAP = Sit and Panic
• SAP = Severely Aged Programs
• SAP = Submit (security bugs) and Pray
• SAP = Sammelbecken Arbeitsloser Physiker -> German for Pool of Unemployed Physicists

Competence

Competence is limited, incompetence is unlimited

Below each level of incompetence there a next level of even worse incompetence

We don't need to remove the BigTruck button in STMS since nobody will be so stupid to start the ImportAll

Fundamental laws of stupidity:
1. Everybody underestimates the amount of stupid people
2. Stupidity is not related to any other characteristic of a person 
3. Stupid people damage others and themselves
4. Not-stupid people underestimate the damage of stupid people
5. Stupid people are more dangerous than smart criminals